To all the Jessa haters I just want to remind you that Will totally ships them, he’s like their #1 fan
But isn’t that the beautiful thing about these three? Jem shipped Will and Tessa, and it’s full head canon that Tessa shipped Jem and Will. They just want the other to be happy, regardless of themselves.
SIR PATRICK STEWART’S CLASSY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE x
My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
at a twenty one pilots concert like
How about… Guards: They’re People Too.
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
It was a pain in the ass.
I’m sodomy to hear that.
WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
AU where u never wrote this fucked up post
This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
brb changing underwear
Congratulations to the new owner of Miss Jackson - personally delivered by Brendon from Panic! At The Disco yesterday!
During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect
After Job interview:
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
Not getting my paycheck. Ha. I worked too hard for this shit.
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN