jemslostcontrol:

lucieherondalethefirst:

To all the Jessa haters I just want to remind you that Will totally ships them, he’s like their #1 fan

But isn’t that the beautiful thing about these three? Jem shipped Will and Tessa, and it’s full head canon that Tessa shipped Jem and Will. They just want the other to be happy, regardless of themselves.

♥ 167 — 6 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via lightwormsandheronducks (source)

oodmoriarty:

SIR PATRICK STEWART’S CLASSY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE x

♥ 22932 — 7 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via tenpointbucky (source)

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

♥ 113839 — 8 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via iamshanesbitch (source)
♥ 27 — 33 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via skittlesinthewild (source)

twenty-one-migraines:

at a twenty one pilots concert likeimage

♥ 4253 — 34 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via anthonypadilla (source)

How about… Guards: They’re People Too.

♥ 13859 — 34 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via anthonypadilla (source)

constantlycomic:

fademaw:

killdiobrando:

okuyasuofficial:

okuyasuofficial:

honey, im homo

welcome back queer

How was your gay?

It was a pain in the ass.

I’m sodomy to hear that.

♥ 104390 — 40 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via constantlycomic (source)

starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

♥ 187281 — 40 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via nootcrawler (source)

bootygrooty:

buckybarneswho:

Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done

AU where u never wrote this fucked up post

♥ 20280 — 44 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via themarauderbandit (source)

miss-nerdgasmz:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

brb changing underwear

♥ 15773 — 44 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via antighosts (source)

fueledbyramen:

Congratulations to the new owner of Miss Jackson - personally delivered by Brendon from Panic! At The Disco yesterday!

♥ 262 — 45 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via twentyonescreens (source)

cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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♥ 103102 — 46 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via thecheshiresmiles (source)

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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♥ 369599 — 49 minutes ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via obsidianshadow (source)

Not getting my paycheck. Ha. I worked too hard for this shit.

1 hour ago on 01 Sep 2014
#me  

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

♥ 80537 — 1 hour ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via the-morningstars (source)
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