Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
punctuation im about to fucking cry
While Tumblr flails over shiny new gifs from Star Trek Into Darkness, here’s something I cunningly
pastedspotted in a corner of the screen. I do hope the Enterprise crew bother to read these instructions carefully before the next Trek movie comes along…
[Original screengrab is from here.]
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND JIGGLE OUT
how much would it cost to buy fall out boy
a fortune for your disaster